belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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