This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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