i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Mom said you looked used
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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