i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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