i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
