So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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