wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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