just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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