White coat. Heels.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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