He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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