I wanna passion pit in your ass
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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