I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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