Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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