Just fell off a train. Bad.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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