I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
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