i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I have already put on my inside pants.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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