I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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