There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Come share oat with me in your robe
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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