its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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