i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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