Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
