Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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