ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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