Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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