Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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