Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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