I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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