i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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