We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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