Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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