that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Randomize