You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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