STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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