and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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