Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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