That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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