She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
tell me about the fingering
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