do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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