you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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