You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
