I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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