only if we run a train.
done.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
That's how pantless uber rides happen
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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