I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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