come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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