in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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