If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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