dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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