R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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