yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Your penis caused this!
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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