I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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