You work out of a Hotel?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
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