Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Randomize
