it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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