me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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