Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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