Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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